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Seems Questionable
It's answer your cat's questions day!
Seriously, I know you think I make this stuff up, but why bother when truth is stranger than fiction?
I'm not up on everyone's cat's names anymore, so if you have one post it in a comment, I'd love to know!
I don't have cats, but my brother & his wife have 2--Petey & Bob. They don't have any questions because they already know all they WANT to know: 1. They WILL be fed. 2. Yes, as a matter of fact, they DO rule the house.
Grace (Slick) - Old, seriously in charge and her only question is "where does the food I throw up go...and why does the dog follow me to the bathroom?"
Chuck (Berry) - FAT, outdoor guard-cat, eater of mice and birds, and her constant question (usually delivered very loudly) is : Who's going to pick my fat-butt up and put me on the counter and give me milk...you? You? SERIOUSLY YOU!!!
Lucy (In the Sky With Diamonds..on her collar) - Tiny, Spoiled and born to be a princess. I don't know that she has a question...but then she sleeps in a basket with a silk pillow, the dogs fear her and the other cats don't touch the food if she's eating...so I think all her questions (and prayers) have been answered.
5 comments:
My cat is Patches when she has a question her tail is usually in the shape of a question mark. :) And you think I'm making this up.
I don't have cats, but my brother & his wife have 2--Petey & Bob. They don't have any questions because they already know all they WANT to know:
1. They WILL be fed.
2. Yes, as a matter of fact, they DO rule the house.
My cat is Dexter. When he has a question, he just asks. Okay, so it's not in the Queen's English, but he makes himself understood.
I love it. A question mark tail, no questions and one that talks. I think I'm seeing a common thread in this...thanks you guys.
Grace (Slick) - Old, seriously in charge and her only question is "where does the food I throw up go...and why does the dog follow me to the bathroom?"
Chuck (Berry) - FAT, outdoor guard-cat, eater of mice and birds, and her constant question (usually delivered very loudly) is : Who's going to pick my fat-butt up and put me on the counter and give me milk...you? You? SERIOUSLY YOU!!!
Lucy (In the Sky With Diamonds..on her collar) - Tiny, Spoiled and born to be a princess. I don't know that she has a question...but then she sleeps in a basket with a silk pillow, the dogs fear her and the other cats don't touch the food if she's eating...so I think all her questions (and prayers) have been answered.
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